We could be fuckin but you wanna live in a another state

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*high fives your ass*

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lilgivenchyprincess:

Wen u go to ikea w ur bae and pretend to be a young married couple arguing about your home decor

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"In the beginning, there were two.
But the two grew lonely and bore one.
When they saw how well they were did with one.
They bore another.
And thus two became four.
And things were simple.
Has time went by, the elders got careless
And with their negligence, a third appeared."

A Creation Story - (T.Viola)

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n4uticalbliss:

mattressblowoutsale:

Adult things arent NEARLY as complex as I thought they were growing up I just walked into bank of america and said im here to open a checking account and they said ok and opened me a checking account

This gives me hope

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