myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

(via orgasm)

"Cheer up, you fucking loser."

Me to me (via dreamerdirt)

(via fictionaldelusions)

reblog if you’re a milf

that-punny-person:

waywardcastiel:

I got a text from a number i didn’t recognise today and i sent them the ENTIRETY of the lotr: fellowship of the ring script

that isn’t even 1/20th of it IM LAUGHIN SO HARD

You are my hero.

why/how do you have the whole script….. send me a copy

(via fictionaldelusions)

ex0rdiium:

adam elmakias makes an appearance in adam elmakias’ video [x]

(via heartisfilledwithhate)

raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

(via yosei-sincere)

penis-hilton:

priorities

(Source: eelsushi, via keepitonthehush16)

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image

(via seitosei)

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